
Every. Body. Counts.
Anomalytics
Move around with your keys. Do everything else with your cards. Exercise maximum strategy in building your deck, then throw it out the window in screen-shaking, bullet hell-style battles. Combat happens in real time, meaning every moment matters.


Census Ongoing
Measured Confidence
As a newly-minted field agent of the Arcane Statistics Authority, delve into the concrete depths of abandoned logistics facilities, malicious start-ups, and redacted art exhibitions to log arcane phenomena. Armed with your trusty calculator and a trove of officially-sanctioned empirical equipment, prepare to combat the unknown ... by measuring it.
Measure, tally, scan, transcribe, and wrangle your way through 15+ missions in career mode, or test your grit through an endless gauntlet of arcane assignments in overtime mode. Just beware - danger lurks around every corner, and your benefits don't include insurance. Will you rise through the ranks by mastering your numbers, or will you end up as ... just another statistic?






















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